A Picture Lames a Thousand Lames

I took this photo some months ago while seeking bargains on waistcoats around Halloween time. Not for a costume, mind you, but because a man can't have too many waistcoats. I look at it often, thinking about all the witty things I could blog about this picture and I've finally realized that there's little I can say that you, my intelligent and informed reader, can't figure out yourself. So have at it, Tumblr-style.