Adding the words “…The Musical!” does not make your idea a hilarious one. It just adds punctuation to a shitty title. Besides, forcing songs on a terrible story actually makes everything worse; it’s physics. You can’t write songs anyway, so stick to whatever it is before you added those two words to your title and maybe I will simply dislike your work instead of you as a person.
On a related note, making your two central characters Israeli and/or Palestinian does not make your play/film/poem/vlog any better, more current, or more socially relevant. So just write the shit and leave the greater meaning to me.
Your cases for having a college football playoff are no more compelling now than the same cases were five years ago. You’ve made your point, now move on. Organize a picket if you must, but realize that your opinion has little to do with what the NCAA will do. Besides, football? There are so many more things to discuss. Battlestar, for example.
You did not discover Charles Shaw wine.
Your acting resume does not require a joke in the Special Skills area. In fact, you could probably trim 90% of that section right now, seeing as “basketball” and “drive manual transmission” are not particularly special or skilled.
I do not walk too fast. You walk too slow, and you are blocking the sidewalk. I will push you.
Please enjoy your Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. All of you.
Friday, January 2, 2009
A Second-Person Address to the People I Hate Most in Life
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thank god another one of these surfaced. I was beginning to think you had given up AIDS. Yes, that's right, I said AIDS. And meant it. See you on Monday.
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